Yeah, it's true - clearly my young son, The Earl as he's known online, has inherited my personality. "Oh that's amazing!" you may say, but I don't think so - he's bizarre and I'm not quite sure where it will land him in life as mine's been odd enough to date. A portfolio of his eccentric behaviour is growing daily, but his liking of tacky ornaments, akin to my parents' love of kitsch gardenware is rather scary. The Duke took him to B&Q the other week and he was desperate to purchase a resin Meercat figure which was dressed in pirate garb:
Finally, yes I do have an electric organ in my dining room and no, I cannot play it. Bummer.